Worked with a guy in the early 70’s who had played AAA ball in the Braves system. At a spring tryout for the bigs he said he got to face a major league pitcher for the first time. 1st pitch, right at his head, he hits the dirt, strike 1. Next two pitches are identical to the first with same result. Pitcher, ump, catcher are all laughing their asses off. Who was he facing? Warren Spahn, who actually said to him “welcome to the bigs sonny.” True story.
The little snot nosed pussy just got Spahned or more properly Guillianid.