Very good, Tim!
You said that in such an offensive way.
I’m thinking you’re offended several times a day.
Someone like you must fight without warning.
So I’m prescribing 2 chill pills and call me in the morning.
It’s possible, if you decide to start imbibing,
To alleviate all of these symptoms you’re describing.
Unfortunately, this only works if you’re a happy drunk,
So if not, don’t sue me for all the things you’ll think I thunk.