He used the “…oh, hey, there’s my wife…” dodge to try to buy himself time to recall what the hell he was trying to make a point about.
Next few outings expect:
“So, let me be specific, if North Korea attempts to launch —- Wow, is it Thursday already, you know I used to look at Thursdays like the day before Friday which is the day before the weekend —- anyway, you folks have a nice day, see you next century.”
“And like others have said, a free people can’t, uh —- looking up, didn’t this ceiling used to be beige or is it called eggshell offwhite now, or should I rather say notblack? —- well call me a dog faced pony soldier, is it late already, I’ve got pet box cleaning duty back at the house this week, gotta go, ya’ll.”
“Some say I’m losing a bit of my edge, well answer me this, who else can recite the Pythagor, uh, python snake hearing, uh, pie in the oven is burning, I mean —- well, Donald Trump is a liar and a cheat —- Jill, did I LEAVE the house this morning wearing these bunny slippers?”