Nature is awesome — Bobcat Edition

I figured the Bobcat would win easily. Gators are surprisingly easy to kill so long as they don’t bite you first. You can actually hold their mouth closed with one hand. They do not have powerful muscles for opening their mouths. You could then kill a gator with one stab of a knife to the back of their head. However, I don’t recommend trying it unless a gator has you cornered. And, in such a case, I suggest feeding an Antifa member to the gator while you scram. Then again, eating an Antifa member might kill the gator. That would be cruel… to the gator.

Gator Lives Matter!

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